ironfries:

beanbags are great for keeping squirmy geniuses from escaping

if you listen closely you can hear a certain supersoldier going ‘heh heh heh’

and I would do anything for love.

but I won’t do that.

holmelessblog: startledmoose: mishamigoforlife: hey remember when metatron was a zit remember when metatron was in icarly and sold his own pirate movies dammit metatron 

holmelessblog:

startledmoose:

mishamigoforlife:

hey remember when metatron was a zit

remember when metatron was in icarly and sold his own pirate movies

dammit metatron 

pentakillezreal: hoax1918: kid!Stiles AU Stiles is adopted by Derek… “hey,what’s going on?your teacher call me this afternoon…” “…nothing.” “Stiles.don’t make me ask the question twice.” “…Jackson said i can’t be the batman…so.” “so you punch his face?” “but he punch me back!” “Stiles…” CAN SOMEONE WRITE A LONG STORY????PLEASEEEEEEEE WHY IN THE FUCK IS THERE NO FIC TO GO WITH THIS. I NEED IT.

pentakillezreal:

hoax1918:

kid!Stiles AU

Stiles is adopted by Derek…

“hey,what’s going on?your teacher call me this afternoon…”

“…nothing.”

“Stiles.don’t make me ask the question twice.”

“…Jackson said i can’t be the batman…so.”

“so you punch his face?”

“but he punch me back!”

“Stiles…”

CAN SOMEONE WRITE A LONG STORY????PLEASEEEEEEEE

WHY IN THE FUCK IS THERE NO FIC TO GO WITH THIS. I NEED IT.

coagulates:

someone fall in love with me i am bored

Anonymous asked: The happiest moment of my life was when my fiance belched out "I Love You" to me on our first real date.

aw! :3 

I love it!

This is so cute man.

ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HAPPIEST MOMENT(S) IN LIFE.
maichan808: So it was requested I post this piece on its own sans the tfln. Normally, I’m not so accommodating, but I’m obliging for ogling purposes only ;) Also, thank you to everyone who directed me to breenwolf’s shotgunning fic. OMG, SO GOOD.

maichan808:

So it was requested I post this piece on its own sans the tfln. Normally, I’m not so accommodating, but I’m obliging for ogling purposes only ;)

Also, thank you to everyone who directed me to breenwolf’s shotgunning fic. OMG, SO GOOD.

What are some good running songs that really gets you pumped up for a workout?

Anonymous asked: -later that day to receive a medal for academic excellence. He told my classmates and our parents and teachers about how I had taken the ACT earlier that year and scored a 31 overall, with a score within the top 250 in the nation of all of those between sixth and ninth grade who took the test. I got a standing ovation, and I burst into tears.

all your happiest moment (s) are so freaking amazing. Makes me really happy haha.

Anonymous asked: I went to the same school for kindergarten through eighth grade. At graduation, there are three big awards that the school gives to the three best student in science, language, and leadership. I worked really hard and hoped to be chosen. The day came and I wasn't chosen. I was sad, but accepted the fact. Just before diplomas were handed out, the principal called me up in front of everyone and said the only reason I didn't get one of the awards was because I was headed to Northwestern University-

Ah! congrats!!!

haagendazstilinski:

I know how alone you may feel. Alone in all that cold blackness. But I’m there in the dark. Always right behind you.